Hello. My name is Dexter and some say I am a bad pug.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Dexter is actually my fourth name. I was born almost three years ago and when I was I was born, my name was “little boy.” After I was weaned, I was adopted by two nice men who named me “Howard”. I lived with them for two great people years before something sad happened and they gave me to another man. That man renamed me “Milan.” I lived with him and his two big, mean dogs for a very short time. Neither he, nor his evil dogs appreciated my leadership ability. Pretty soon, I was staying at the vet.
One day the vet’s assistant came in, hooked a leash to me and said, “Behave, you little rat. There are some nice people here who want to adopt you.”
I totally understand people-speak when I want to. That morning, I wanted to.
The vet’s assistant led me into the lobby, where ahead of us I could see a nice looking couple sitting on the bench. The lady was already smiling at me. “Sold”, I thought.
Mr. looks like a tough sale. I zero in on him. I run straight to Mr. and jump my front feet onto his knees. “Are you my new Daddy?” I wag.
He pets me and I lick his fingers.
The vet’s assistant asks if they are the couple asking about the pug.
“What!?” asks Mr. looking totally surprised.
Lady laughs and pets me too. She answers yes and begins explaining they have a blind, 12 year old pug and they’d like to get a companion for him. I don’t know what all that means, so I am not listening to that. I am wagging and licking Mr.
“I want you to be my new Daddy.” I wag, cocking my head just so. I sit. Sit is my one trick that makes people happy.
Mr. doesn’t look so sure.
Before I know it, Vet’s assistant has handed the leash to Lady and we are leaving the Vet! In the car, I sit on Lady’s lap and I hear awful name #3 for the last time. By the time we get to my new home, my name is Dexter.